The Birchmere

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July 27 @ 7:30 pm


Sat. Jul. 27: COUNTESS LUANN DE LESSEPS: MARRY F KILL!  -7:30pm-  $69.50


For months now, Luann de Lesseps has been teasing that she’s working on a new show…and now, its here! Known across the globe as “The Countess”, she is, without a doubt, one of the most popular cast members of all the “Housewives” franchises and these shows are syndicated worldwide, which has developed a fan base hungry to see her perform.

De Lesseps has used this popularity to tremendous advantage and has built live shows that have sold out in a myriad of venues, traveling the continent of North America, performing both her COUNTESS CABARET and her holiday show, A VERY COUNTESS CHRISTMAS.

Due to her popularity, she has been invited to join multiple ULTIMATE GIRLS TRIPS for Bravo and has been a fan favorite at BravoCon in both New York and Las Vegas.

The summer of 2023 found her in the runaway surprise television hit, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE where the rave reviews were unexpected, but, all the while, in her mind, she had been working on this new show, which she has titled MARRY F KILL!

With her Musical Director, Brian Nash, and her Director, Richard Jay-Alexander, she has putting together an all-new “killer” show, bringing her even closer to the audience and doing music she’s been dreaming about performing, all wrapped in a sexy concept and pulling out all the stops.

“If you’ve ever seen any of my live shows, you’ll know how much I love performing and being up on that stage, but it’s the energy and affection the audience brings into the room with them that always makes me want to deliver bigger and better for them. This new show has been a tornado in my brain for some time now and I’m so looking forward to performing it everywhere,” says de Lesseps.

Her Director, Richard Jay-Alexander adds, “Watching Lu build her shows over these past couple of years has been extraordinary to witness. Her work ethic is 100% and the connection with the fans is unparalleled. But, most of all, she wants the audience to have a good time. It’s gonna be a party, it’s gonna be a game show, it’s gonna make you wanna get up and dance, it’s a sexy dialogue with plenty of music and an evening with someone you’ve probably spent hours and hours watching over the years, never dreaming you might have the opportunity to be in the same room with her. The Countess is in a league of her own and MARRY F KILL takes her even higher.”

Another bit of exciting news to announce is that Luann recently released the title song for the new show, an original tune titled MARRY F KILL collaborating with legendary singer and hit songwriter Bruce Roberts (“No More Tears (Enough is Enough)”). The song is available on all platforms following the official World Premiere of the show in March 2024 and it is positioned as the Opening Number in the new production. It’s another fabulous feather in her cap, joining other Countess Classics like,

FEELIN’ JOVANI, GIRL CODE, WHAT DO I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?, VIVA LA DIVA, CHIC C’EST LA VIE, F-BOMBS ON THE G WITH THE OGs and everyone’s timeless favorite, MONEY CAN’T BUY YOU CLASS. MARRY FKILL is sure to be The Countess’s hottest entry of her live stage shows and we can’t wait to see it …. LIVE!


July 27
7:30 pm


The Birchmere Music Hall
3701 Mount Vernon Avenue
Alexandria, VA 22305 United States
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