Sat. Dec. 20: A JOHN WATERS CHRISTMAS  -7:30pm-  $59.50  SOLD OUT!

We’re naughty. We’re nice. But we’ve got lice! Yep, the alternative Clause with flaws, John Waters is back with his demented holiday show that puts the gag in gagster, the hole in holiday, and the stuffer in your stocking. He not only loves Santa, he eats him raw and regurgitates him back up piping hot to eager-beaver filth-tartar lovers everywhere.

Yep, Waters’ fast moving, all-new stand-up comedy show is here again for another year of holiday jeer, coming down your chimney without a Dude Wipe, ready to gobble up your Christmas cookies. It’s a whole new world out there and you know what you have to do! Teabag the reindeer!Knock over the tree! Leave a holiday payday for your whole family to see. It’s A John Waters Christmas – resist, resist, resist, with a joyous limp wrist.